Have you seen [FUX]'s clan description? If not, read on. Their description really are amusing and funny hehe. I love it..
[FUX] Ferocious Underground
Established: 16.04.2007 at 17:29:13
Clan Description
Requirements to Join: Insolence: They must be married to a first cousin and have a son with some incestious growth.
Dasha: They must be a MAN (There is currently a 99% failure rate, the succesful 1% is our very own Ransom)
Ransom: They must be willing to sell their organs if I need some extra spending money.
TheLordMarshall: They must have at least 3 steady street walkers who pay the bills properlike. Cuz aint no pimpin like my pimpin. ya better ask somebody. Tell ya favorite vamp to get on your payroll...and visit my backhand lounge
Gray: ~Ask Insolence since he is not allowed to speak without his permission.
Alice Cooper: Must be a high class Dominatrix *hurt me baby!*
Byakuya: When getting spanked and beaten a million times over they must never whine but rather say Thank You, May I Have Another!!
Dwende They must arrange a fixed marriage of above mentioned son with incestious growth to his sister (note: if he has no sister, one should be spawned immediately).plus one more thing..he must say "ola" at least 312315157815657195658 times for a month
General Requirement: They must be willing to touch [FUX] Insolence without cringing and they must not have an overwhelming desire to run and soak their hands in bleach after said touching.
*New: You must have 900x your level in gold looted (this does not apply to those already in the clan). Exceptions can be made if you make a good case to the Supreme clan leader.
Tips: 1. DO NOT buy weapons, fighting with your bare hands is so much sexier and it will get you chicks.
2. DO NOT buy armour, go to the gym until your abs are like steel plated awesomeness
3. Buy the first sentinal and raise all his stats to 100 that way you dont have to worry about other ppl's bigger dogs!
4. If you are unsure about which stat to buy always go for dex. Because it is the best stat and you will surely win every fight.
5. When fighting always go for higher levels so you can get exp and level up faster. The higher your level the cooler you are.
6. Do your manhunts in 2 hour blocks that way you dont have to bother with menial things like safety fights.
7. Attack the players at the top of the gold list, they've made more gold so they're more likely to pay you.
8. DO NOT go to the graveyard when you're not playing. When you're in the graveyard your hideout doesn't work, and you don't want to waste your hideout. Besides, chicks dig a maxed out hideout.
9. Whenever you sleep or leave to go out, leave 2000 gold on you so you have money when you come back.
10. DO NOT buy potions. They are a waste of money and full of preservatives.
PS..Always wear alligator shoes when you play.. they'll make you slick and will increase your agility to +10.
For any questions regarding alliances send all messages to Supreme Clan Leader
For any questions regarding war send all messages to Supreme Clan Leader
For [FUX] Insolence's phone number message Supreme Clan Leader
For some hot and heavy cybersex message Supreme Clan Leader
New applicants will be subjected to a week of isolation with [FUX] Insolence (good luck boys!).
Subject: Really funny clan description! 
Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:05 am
